Shiiiiiiit, you thought OG Dj’s got salty with Serato, wait till every fat middle american kid is spouting off at the mouth about doing flares, or stabs, or wanting to enter the DMC’s. Here is the Premium Edition of DJ HERO. Basically, DanceDanceRovolution, but with a shitty plastic turntable. This edition comes with a ‘cooler’ looking ‘turntable’ device and a stand. Which only makes you look like more of a wanker kids… you should pretty much kill yourself now. More shots after the jump.

So I had to post this due to the utter ridiculousness of it. An officer actually arrested a 20 year old McDonald’s worker for putting too much salt on his fucking burger! Awwwwww did this remind you of how the kids teased and ridiculed you in school? Maybe it’s time to use your government given power to punish one of those people. Get this, he actually sent it to the crime lab for further analysis! It’s good to see our tax dollars hard at work. Hey buddy, just to let you know, you’re about to get the high school treatment from your fellow piglets for the rest of your time on the force. The young lady spent the night in jail for her obviously heinous mistake. I wish the cop choked and died from the burger, he probably would have made some pretty damn good perchutto….via the consumerist

I’m doing a group buy on this fabulous product. If you are interested, please send an e-mail to IMALAZYFUCK@MOREPORKCHOPSPLEASE.COM